Good News, You’re Still Alive – Birthday Card
Some birthdays call for heartfelt messages. This is not one of those birthdays.
Celebrate another year of dodging danger, avoiding responsibility, and somehow still existing with this delightfully blunt card. Perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, sarcasm, and the simple joy of still breathing.
Give it to a friend, a sibling, or that one coworker who somehow survives solely on coffee and bad decisions. Because, hey—still being alive is worth celebrating… right?🎉😆
Blank inside; includes an envelope. 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Made in the USA
